"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom" Albert Einstein

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Wacky Wednesday Wisdom - #3

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."    Albert Einstein

And it's dangerous according to this report.  Perhaps it would be better to pull over to the side of the road and give the kiss the attention it deserves.

The top five make-out vehicles for 2010 are:
1.  2010 Chevrolet Impala
2.  2010 Ford Mustang
3.  2010 Toyota Prius
4.  2010 Mercedes-Benz
5.  2010 Ford 150 Pickup

 Here are some instructions courtesy of eHow on how to do it right.

Visual instructions about proper kissing come from some Hollywood films:

After watching that, you've now graduated to being a professional.


Crockhead said...

But if you're going to do it in the car, don't make the mistake one local attorney made and do it in a parking lot with surveillance cameras. And then when the police come and make you stop, don't turn it into a civil rights case. Your First Amendment rights aren't going to protect you from a public nuisance charge.

Catch Her in the Wry said...

crock: Probably not the first attorney to be caught with his pants down (assuming it was a him).