"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom" Albert Einstein

"A dame who knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." Mae West
Showing posts with label riddle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label riddle. Show all posts

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thusday's riddle

If the swine flu is really H1N1 virus, and chicken pox is varicella zoster virus, and rhinovirous is a common cold, why aren't we seeing animal activists protesting at the CDC?

They're probably too horse.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Riddle

What do two people get for $20, a 3 minute quickie, and an appearance before a judge?

A marriage ceremony.

What happens after a 3 minute ceremony? Lunch at Silvercreek, then both go back to work.

Happy 16th anniversary, hubby.