"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom" Albert Einstein

"A dame who knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." Mae West

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Tuesday Titillation

Somebody's been trying to view porn in the courtroom according to an investigation by the Chicago Sun-Times.  Judge Joseph Polito, a Will County judge, in northern Illinois, has a county owned computer on the bench in his courtroom.  Someone has tried  to log into 243 porn sites but failed because of filtering software.

Judge Polito isn't fessing up to the crime, but somebody has tried to view  chubbyparade.com, hugeheavybreasts.com, bigbras-club.com, portofdebauchery.com and teenagesextape.com, among others.

The most interesting part of this is that the Chicago Sun-Times used the Freedom of Information Act to gain access to the website logs, but the Chief Judge fought the disclosure saying the logs were judcial records and not subject to public scrutinty.  The Illinois Attorney General ruled otherwise and the newspaper got the information. A wise decision.  Government employees should be accountable for their taxpayer funded salaries and use of publicly funded office quipment. That type of behavior is theft and the person responsible should be held accountable.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Sunday Stealing - Charmed Meme

1. My uncle once:
kept a diary with pictures of all the physical abuse his wife did to him

2. Never in my life:
have I climbed Mt. Everest

3. When I was five:
I walked 3 blocks alone to kindergarten and back home each day

4. High School was:
four years of teenage angst

5. I will never forget:
April, 2011

6. I once met:
Mary Travers (of Peter, Paul & Mary) at a local drive-in restaurant. She needed directions to a concert venue.

7. There’s this girl I know who:
who has coulrophobia

8. Once, at a bar:
a former college hot shot basketball player dumped an entire pitcher of beer on my chest, simply because he thought it was funny.  I, however, was not amused.

9. By noon, I’m usually:
hankering for a sandwich

10. Last night:
I cooked a pork roast with carrots and parsnips, delivered some to my Dad for his dinner, took him for a car ride and back to the nursing home, then watched a movie, 50/50 , with my spouse.

"Adam: A tumor?
Dr. Ross: Yes.
Adam: Me?
Dr. Ross: Yes.
Adam: That doesn't make any sense though. I mean... I don't smoke. I don't drink. I recycle."

11. If only I had:
more hours in the day and more days in the week

12. Next time I go to church:
will most likely be for a wedding or funeral

13. Jonathan Frid:
now just a dark shadow of his former self

14. What worries me most:

15. When I turn my head left, I see:
my left shoulder

16. When I turn my head right, I see:
my right shoulder

17. You know I’m lying when:
I'm prone or supine.

18. What I miss most about the 80s:

my two babies and shoulder pads

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be:
Katherina Minola

20. By this time next year:
we'll know if the Mayans were right