"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom" Albert Einstein

"A dame who knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." Mae West

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Tuesday Titillation

There's an annual festival at the Losevo Rapids on the Vuoksa River, about 80 kilometers northwest of St. Petersburg in Russia.  The eighth annual Bubble Baba Challenge was held on August 28. The slogan of the event is

“A Rubber Babe is More Than Just A Vehicle”



The contestants compete "in a three-minute wet and wild ride on inflatable women from sex shops."
(Alexander Belenky / The St. Petersburg Times)

In the last couple of years, there has also been a separate race for women, where the floating doll can be replaced by another equivalent sized animal or a floating penis.


According to the St. Petersburg Times article

There are no strict health restrictions for participation in the the competition, although a specially accredited doctor, however, makes all competitors pass an obligatory alcohol test.

This year there were 450 participants riding aptly named "vehicles" such as “Ladies’ Pleaser" and “Unstoppable Chick.”

Monday, September 13, 2010

Music Monday

Because it's football season:

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Sunday Stealing Players Meme

From Sunday Stealing:" Today we ripped this meme not from a blogger but from you, our players and friends. We asked for original questions last week... The star players who submitted questions were: Hooting Anni, Niko, Wendy, Melanie, Ace, Bambie, Zoan, Dixie Chick, Lynette from A Blog in the Rough, The Gal, Katie, Hazel, Me, Mark from An Erie Tapestry, Mamo Ko, Cat., Noelle, Kwizgiver, Shakaku, Catch Her in the Wry, Brandt, Debster, Zh3en22, Americanising Desi and Kathy."

1. :::sniff, sniff::: Is the dog in the house?
Must be the litter box

2. What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?
DO IT NOW!  It was printed on a memo pad at my dad's office when I was a kid.  I liked the concept.

3. What's the worst experience you've ever had involving alcohol?
An entirely unprovoked incident of a drunk guy pouring a pitcher of beer on my chest back in college. And I wasn't in a wet t-shirt contest.



4. What's the worst thing you've ever done to another person?
Another college experience. I squeezed and twisted the crotch of some drunk guy after he had grabbed me between the legs as I walked by.  I never had any remorse about doing that little quid pro quo.

5. Who do you think started the concept of memes?

Some guy who looked like this.

6. Give a song title or line that describes how you are feeling right now.
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.


7. What's your favorite search engine? Yahoo!, Google, Ask, Bing? or something else?


8. If Paul is the Cute One and John is the Smart One and George is the Quiet One and Ringo is the Funny One, which Beatle are you?
I'm the Lady One...



9. The democratic government decides that, not only do we have to share our money with people who choose not to work, we also have to share our children with those who do not want to ruin their bodies with being pregnant. Which child do you give up?
None. I'm emigrating.

10. When should you procrastinate - now or later?
See #2

11. What is your favorite fast food?
Single steakburger at Steak 'n ShakeRoger Ebert's favorite place to eat.



12. What was your favourite game as a child?
Kick the Can.  That was back in the days when kids could safely play outside after dark without parental supervision and without getting into trouble.


13. Why terrible twos have to be terrible
I thought bad things came in threes.

14. Describe your favorite family member.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that all other family members would disown me.

15. What does your favorite breakfast consist of?

Chobani no-fat yogurt with a squirt of clover honey

16. What food is better the day after it was made?
Anything with tomato sauce, but especially chili.

17. What was your last big purchase?
Dollar-wise?  Size-wise?  Weight-wise?  Come on. Be more specific.

18. When was the last time you kissed someone and really enjoyed it?
New York, August, 1945
OK, I lied, but if I HAD been there, I would have really enjoyed it.

19. Why are there memes?
Why not?

20. Described yourself using two words that rhyme. (i.e. fuddy-duddy) - This was my contribution.

21. If you were given the option of a "do-over" in life .. would you take it?
Nope. Everything I know today, I learned in the past and I certainly like everything today.

22. What movie makes (or has made) you cry? What touched you about it?

It is always sad when adult behavior ruins the joy and innocence of childhood.

23. What is one big mistake that you did in your life? And what did you do to make it right?
Marriage #1 and I got out of there before he killed me.

24. When Life Gives You Lemons, What Do You Do With Them?
Bake

25. How different are you in real life as compared to the online identity you have created for yourself?

Much quieter and reserved in person

26. Do you know what your parents would have named you if you had been born the opposite sex?
No. But Peter or Dick would have complemented my last name.

Our local heroes

Since it's the anniversary of the infamous 9/11 incident, and since my favorite local non-profit organization is in the process of publishing a calendar of our local firemen as a fund-raiser, here's a sample page from the calendar of one of our local heroes. We do grow good-looking heroes in our neck of the woods.  The small pictures on the right are of a major fire in our downtown that destroyed our vintage movie theater.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Taking a break

No Tuesday Titillation this week. My daughter and her husband are here for about 36 hours from San Francisco, and I don't want to take even one minute away from them.

I haven't seen them in person since December, but thanks to Skype we can at least hug our computer monitors and pretend. But real visits are sooooooo much better than virtual ones!

I'll be back on the blog on Wednesday some time.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Music Monday - Work Songs







Sunday, September 5, 2010

Majorly Personal Meme - Last Part

From Sunday Stealing:

What are your plans for this weekend?
working in the yard, trimming 100+ feet of hedge - It is Labor Day Weekend and one needs to live up to the name.

Do you think someone might be thinking poorly about you? Why might that be?
Yes, because I don't care for Christmas (or other holiday) sweaters.

What features don't you have that you would like on your cell?
teletransport


How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed?
about 6 if they lie cross-ways


What are you hoping happens by the end of 2010?
That I'm with friends drinking champagne

What was the last video you watched on YouTube?
I used to hate the accordian, but sometimes it can be a great instrument.



Would you ever agree to an open relationship with someone?
Never.  I like relationships closed and especially behind closed doors.



Is there something that you could never give up?
liberty but trying to retain it keeps getting harder and harder


Would you, (or did you) prefer a small, intimate wedding reception, or a big-scale, over-the-top reception?
Mine cost $20, three minutes with a judge and then I went right back to work.

What’s bothering you right now?
a chigger bite on my hand that's driving me crazy

Do you hate anyone?
politicians among others. They're a bit like chigger bites.

What were you doing at 12 am last night?
resting my weary head


Was this summer a good one? How warm was it where you live?
Hot and steamy is great in a shower, in a film, or in a bedroom, but when it's 90 days of that kind of weather, it makes for a bad summer.

Is the last person you kissed before your current situation mad at you?
I can't even remember the last person I kissed before my "current situation" so I doubt it.

Can a man and woman be friends without having feelings for each other?
That's a stupid question; even enemies have feelings for each other.

Do you think long distance relationships work? If you’ve had one, tell us about it.
I have many long distance relationships - right Sixty, White Rabbit, Crockhead, Red Shoes, and Kirk? And that's just the guys.

Do you know why it’s called “Random Boredom“?
Because it's not deliberate

Do you think that it’s always the man’s responsibility to initiate sex?
Only if you're willing to wait.

Have you ever made love while you were in the same room with another couple?
No, but some have done it in front of me.

Tell us the best thing about your current or most recent S/O.

He is a gentleman and scholar in every sense of the word, and if you're not, check out this website: The Art of Manliness

Tell us the worst thing about your current or most recent S/O.
He hasn't been able to spend much time at home, but I'm not complaining because he's assisting his elderly father.