"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom" Albert Einstein

"A dame who knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." Mae West

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Tuesday Titillation

It gets harder and harder to find a good woman once you're over 60, so this guy got himself a fake woman and had a good time on a public park bench Sunday morning. It brings a new meaning to Sunday morning services.

Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other.  When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up.  All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.

It's a creepy version of Lars and the Real Girl.  Lars' girl was a missionary.


white rabbit said...

I suspect Mr Campbell can't get a woman not so much because he's over 60 but because he looks a fright...

A bit of grooming is in order methinks

Catch Her in the Wry said...

white: He's the epitome of a fake woman's dream date.