"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Some workaholics don't know how to do nothing, but Wikihow has the answers.
If you need nothing, you can get some here.
You can even watch Nothing: "We can't be dead, we have cable."
Discover magazine has 20 Things You Didn't Know about Nothing including "something is mostly nothing."
Buddha insists you should believe nothing:
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. "However, nothing compares to you.
I'm not a "do-nothing type of gal" or an "all or nothing person". I prefer Something.
And that is nothing but the truth, but does that make me nothing special?
I simply have nothing left to say.
4 comments:
Reminds me of when my sister was about four or five years old, who piped up in church when the minister asked who could define "nothing." She said, "It's the place on the shelf where there isn't anything." Of course.
A slight variant - there is a place in County Durham (northern England) called Nowhere. I used to know someone who lived there and she was always very happy when anyone asked her where she came from as she could truthfully reply...
'Nowhere!' :D
wv: roptic
crock: She deserves a special place in heaven for that kind of bravery at age 4 or 5.
white: And whenever she returned home, she had to take the road to Nowhere.
I caught glimpses of myself in several of these unfortunately! :)
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