"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom" Albert Einstein

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Tuesday Titillation

It gets harder and harder to find a good woman once you're over 60, so this guy got himself a fake woman and had a good time on a public park bench Sunday morning. It brings a new meaning to Sunday morning services.

Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other.  When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up.  All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.


It's a creepy version of Lars and the Real Girl.  Lars' girl was a missionary.

2 comments:

white rabbit said...

I suspect Mr Campbell can't get a woman not so much because he's over 60 but because he looks a fright...

A bit of grooming is in order methinks

Catch Her in the Wry said...

white: He's the epitome of a fake woman's dream date.