It gets harder and harder to find a good woman once you're over 60, so this guy got himself a fake woman and had a good time on a public park bench Sunday morning. It brings a new meaning to Sunday morning services.
Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other. When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up. All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.
It's a creepy version of Lars and the Real Girl. Lars' girl was a missionary.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Tuesday Titillation
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I suspect Mr Campbell can't get a woman not so much because he's over 60 but because he looks a fright...
A bit of grooming is in order methinks
white: He's the epitome of a fake woman's dream date.
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