From Sunday Stealing:
26. What do you normally smell like? Stale cigarette smoke, alcohol, litter box and old socks. I bet you're one of those guys who smell people's butts when they're bent over, you pervert.
27. Do you like Carrie Underwood?
I don't know her personally, but I enjoy her voice.
28. Been to “The Vegas”?
several times - Only gambled once. I bet a dollar and won twelve, then quit. Very good return on the investment.
29. How far away do you live from your parents?
1/2 block and that's handy when you're doing eldercare
30. Are you happy with your job?
Yes. I'll take this job and love it.
31. Where do you work and what do you do there?
I work for me and I can do anything I want.
32. What did you get in the mail today?
snail mail - junk; email - electronic messages
33. How do you like your steak cooked?
medium, over charcoal, by a hot, sweaty, 60 year old male
34. Britney Spears…is she back?
front and center
35. What do you usually order at Taco Bell?
crunchy taco fresco; everything else on the menu is junk
36. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind?
many times, and yet still "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!"
37. Have you ever been to Mt Rushmore?
Yes, but we called it the "Four Faces"
38. Is it just me, or was The Marine (w/John Cena) a really horrible movie?
39. Are surveys like the cocaine of myspace?
Myspace? I thought it was dead.
40. Where is your favorite place (that you have actually been to)?
(This is not my real bedroom, but I like it. I'm not putting a picture of my real bedroom on the Internet.)
41. What is your favorite candle scent
Only in the cobwebs of your mind
43. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Candy ones and I've been know to eat them too.
44. Have you ever been to NYC or LA?
Yes, both, and I wouldn't want to live in either place
45. How many states have you been to where all you saw was the airport?
46. Do you think 50 questions is enough?
It's all too much
47. Are you currently planning a trip?
To the bathroom, but I'm using GPS
48. Is Ryan Seacrest gay? Should anyone care?
I don't plan to date or have sex with him, so why should I care?
49. Do you take anti-depressants? Sleeping pills?
I'm one of the few people in the world who isn't medicated on anything.
50. What do you think about space travel?
It takes a rocket scientist.