Nipples have been in the news. Seems so many women are having trouble keeping the puppies in the den these days, especially when there are cameras around.
Nancy Grace, the over-bearing know-it-all TV legal consultant, had her own moment on Dancing with the Stars a couple weeks ago. Although cameras were rolling, she swears her nipple wasn't on display. It was a pastie or petal that we all thought was a nipple. She's been taking lessons from Bill Clinton: Sex isn't sex if it's oral and an exposed nipple isn't an exposed nipple if there's a bandage over it. Yes, that is the law's definition and that's why it's OK for strippers and beach babies to go topless as long as they have petals.
One fashion designer has brought a whole new problem to the legal system. She designed a dress entirely made of cow and yak nipples. Apparently no pasties are needed since they are animal nipples.
5 comments:
Of all the nipples I might desire to see, Nancy Grace's are NO where on the list!!!!
BLAH!!!
~shoes~
"yes, it sucks?" Catch, just because a pun is possible doesn't mean it must be made!
shoes: Personally I don't have any desire to see nipples, especially in public.
crock: I only said what you were thinking.
I just have to ask, WHY would a designer go to the trouble of designing a cow nipple dress in the first place? Sure, nipples are making the news, but I remember when Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were doing that one better. Do you suppose anyone would ever make a dress out of cow vaginas?
Memphis: It's probably some feminist statement in the name of art. And don't be putting any ideas into anyone's head about a vagina dress.
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