A dentist numbs patients with dirndls and cleavage."The sight of cleavages gets patients narcotised and distracted from the pain rather quickly. Some patients’ mouths are already wide open on entering the practice.’
The change has been such a hit that she's turned the entire office into an "Alpine Lodge." No mention if she serves patients beer in steins to rinse their mouths.
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Only in Germany...
I'll bet there is no busier practice in all of Germany. The beer rinse would be a clincher for me.
white and Jon: Dirndls and cleavage would not get me to open my mouth.
Catch Her In The Wry says: "Dirndls and cleavage would not get me to open my mouth."
Me, on the other hand... ;o)
~shoes~
I see no reason why this wouldn't enhance a tax/insurance/real estate practice. The cars would be backed up to the interstate getting to your office.
Crock: You forgot I just had another birthday. The time for me in a dirndl has expired. I guess I could hire me some young dirndle girls.
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