ACE Meme - Part II

From Sunday Stealing:

HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR HOME COUNTRY?
I've been out of the country and out in the country.

WEAKNESSES?

None. I'm superwoman with super powers.

FIRST JOB?

Filing at the family business

EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Never

DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?

More than one, but one at a time please. Sole mates cause fewer problems than multiple mates.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU DID STEALING?

Steal? I don't steal.  "Never ask for what ought to be offered."  Winter's Bone

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

I had a mole removed.  Does that count?

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

Smile and hair

HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

If you saw my overbite, you'd know the answer.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Piece of chocolate cake (which I did get this week)

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND WHAT DO YOU WANT THEIR NAMES TO BE? (OR IF YOU HAVE KIDS, TELL US ABOUT THEM.)


I have two daughters and to make things simple, to name the second one, I just rearranged the letters of the first one.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Well, there were many of us in the hospital named "Baby Girl."

WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE SEX(ES) YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO?

I refuse to publicly disclose the type of sex that turns me off.

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKED ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?

Nothing

WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Pantene

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Who hand writes anything these days?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

ham as long as it isn't iridescent.

ANY BAD HABITS?

Many, but none that are annoying.

ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?

No, I'm happy you have what you have (unless you stole it).

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Sure, I'm easy maintenance and a good listener.

DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

If they are adults and they are happy with that arrangement, it's fine with me.

DO LOOKS MATTER?

Only if they're dirty looks.

HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Pound out a fast and furious song on the piano.


WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS?

Gain. When you lose a great deal of weight, people think you're deathly ill. Besides, it's much more fun eating fattening things than dieting.

WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?

To live another day.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

erector set

HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

An infinite number since it also has a calculator.

WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?

Barney Fife, yes.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Wry is not sarcasm

MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

depends on how they're made, but, please, neither from a box

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A LOVER?

Equipment

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Shermy, Catchy, Mom

 FAVORITE SUPER POWER?

telepathy