"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom" Albert Einstein

"A dame who knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." Mae West

Friday, July 9, 2010

Presenting with pleasure - a new safety device

If your mother told you doing it would make you go blind, now you can have a car with a vibrating seat that warns you if something is in your blind spot.

For those women who like to apply makeup while driving, you can also use the vibrating mascara , and be sure to set your cell phone on vibrate for maximum driving satisfaction.

But please keep your eyes on the road.

5 comments:

white rabbit said...

I don't know what to say...

But the imagination is running riot!

:)

Catch Her in the Wry said...

white: It now allows one to drive to lover's land without a date and still have a good time.

Red Shoes said...

I don't know WHERE my mind is today... but shouldn't vibrators come with a factory installed safety? Like automatic pistols, or rifles and shot guns have?

I mean the thing could accidentally go off... what a waste... ;o)

~shoes~

white rabbit said...

And then it came to me...

'Is that a car in your blind spot or are you just pleased to see me?'

Oh dear....

the chaplain said...

All those vibrating, umm, parts may well create another road hazard.