Tuesday Titillation - Bottoms up

Big bottoms used to be all the rage and women turned to bustles, corsets, and other devices to enhance their figures.

It's great news for many of us - big bottoms are back and the latest rage in bottom enhancement is cosmetic surgery.  You can put much of the blame on Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, and the Mad Men's character of Joan.

Now tiny boy-shaped ladies are paying big bucks for big butts.

A Miami-based surgeon is actually pinning his hopes on this latest craze.  His name is Constantino Mendieta and he’s the inventor of the Miami Thong Lift.

Mendieta uses grafts of fat ­liposuctioned from the thighs or stomach, purified and then painstakingly injected — using a large needle — into the layers of muscle of the buttocks, changing their shape from flat to super-curvy and high, like Beyonce’s behind.

You can view a photo gallery of some of his patients here.

"Fat transfer is most successful when used in small quantities, as it needs to be ­surrounded by healthy tissue so it develops its own blood supply. Without that it will die and be re-absorbed by the body. If this happens unevenly, you could end up with one buttock larger than the other. There will also be bruising and swelling that can last for months. You will have serious hips for some time after the procedure."

Wouldn't that be nice? Spend thousands of dollars to bruise and beat your no butt body like this:

to get some serious sexy hips like this:

Or you could just start blogging, sit in front of a computer all day long for a year, and save some money.