The Threesome Meme

Courtesy of Sunday Stealing:

1. At what time of your life were you happiest and why?

6 months because everyone pampered me

2. Where and when did you meet the love of your life?
Which one?

3. Favourite item of clothing ever or most treasured possession?
most treasured - I have my paternal grandmother's little locket which her older sister had given to her when she was a child.  Inside the locket is a tiny handwritten paper that says "I love you" written by my great aunt for my grandmother, and on the other side is a tiny picture of me that my grandmother put in there before she passed the locket on to me.

4. Must-have makeup or beauty item?

I only must have my happy face

5. What do you think is your worst vice or fault .. honestly?
I can be too direct (but I'm not insensitive).

6. Would you tell your friend, if you knew her husband/wife was cheating on her/him?
Most likely, see #5

7. What ambitions, wishes or desires, for your life, do you still hold close to your heart?
To out-run death for another 40 years.

8. Where do you see yourself five years from now?

Somewhere near retirement age.

9. If you had the choice of any talent with the penalty that you would lose a talent in exchange, what would you want to gain, and what would you be willing to loose?

Do you mean what would I be willing to LOSE or LOOSEN?  Somebody needs to go back to grammar school.  I'd certainly loosen my belt for a great singing voice like hers:

10. Name three things that you do want completed in your life before retiring?
this meme, tooth brushing, plumping of the pillow - once completed I'm retiring for the night.

11. Of all of the people out there who would have been your fantasy date? Date, not romance...

Albert could explain some things to me, we could talk about our hair, and we could make faces at each other.

12. Google put another spell on you, you have just changed genders for 48 hours... what are you going to do with your 2 days?

Try to convince my husband that he's gay.

13. If you owned your own island, and got to make it your own country, what would you call it? And why?

Libertopia - Free to be you and me

14. If you rubbed the lamp and got 3 wishes, what would they be?

Same as Stymie and the Our Gang kids from "A Lad an' a Lamp", one of my very favorite shows:

I wish Cotton was a monkey.

I wish there were only two days in a week - Christmas and Saturday.

I wish I had a watermelon.

But, as the gang learned,  you must be careful because sometimes your wishes come true. You must click on the link and watch the antics.
15. What is your earliest memory of puberty?

Mom handing me a book and saying "Read this" as she also hands me a paper bag containing sanitary napkins.  So much for sex ed in the early 1960's.

16. If you got banished to your Island alone and could only bring 5 things, what would they be?
I'm a realist so I'd bring:
a box of matches
a fishing net
a chicken
a  knife
a pot

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