Sunday Stealing: Another Meme About Me

Courtesy of  Sunday Stealing
1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
 No.  My marriage is one big comedy act. It's more fun that way.

2. What was your dream growing up?
to be a performer of musical comedy

3. What talent do you wish you had?

great singing voice

4. If I bought you a drink, what would it be?

Cosmopolitan martini made with raspberry vodka and fresh lime.

5. What was the last book you read?
Simple Genius - David Baldacci

6. What zodiac sign are you?
I'm a baby boomer - Aquarius, of course

7. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.

Ears.  But you didn't ask about my lip plates.

8. Worst habit?

I drink too much Coke.

9. What is your favorite sport?

If you mean a sport I play, none. I'm a klutz.

10. Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

I'm a realist.

11. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
gun to my head

12. Tell me one weird fact about you.
When my hands are relaxed, my thumbs rest between my first two fingers

13. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Clowns are cute but the guy under the makeup is scary.

14. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd be five inches taller so I could reach things easier.

15. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I'd be your conscience sending you on a guilt trip.

16. Ever been arrested? 
Never.

17. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Invest it.

18. What's your favorite place to hang out at?
Home because I don't get to spend enough time there.

19. Do you believe in ghosts?

Just the friendly ones

20. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

attend auctions

21. Do you swear a lot?

Not much, but sometimes I imagine punching people.

22. Biggest pet peeve?

tardiness

23. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

independent

24. Do you believe/appreciate romance?

I am person of passion so yes, I most definitely do appreciate romance.

25. Do you believe in God?

I don't believe in fairy tales.