Courtesy of Sunday Stealing
1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
No. My marriage is one big comedy act. It's more fun that way.
2. What was your dream growing up?
to be a performer of musical comedy
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Cosmopolitan martini made with raspberry vodka and fresh lime.
Simple Genius - David Baldacci
6. What zodiac sign are you?
I'm a baby boomer - Aquarius, of course
7. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
9. What is your favorite sport?
10. Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
11. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
gun to my head
12. Tell me one weird fact about you.
When my hands are relaxed, my thumbs rest between my first two fingers
13. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Clowns are cute but the guy under the makeup is scary.
14. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd be five inches taller so I could reach things easier.
15. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I'd be your conscience sending you on a guilt trip.
16. Ever been arrested?
17. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
18. What's your favorite place to hang out at?
Home because I don't get to spend enough time there.
19. Do you believe in ghosts?
22. Biggest pet peeve?
23. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
24. Do you believe/appreciate romance?