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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Tuesday Titillation

They always brag about their big equipment

but now there's proof:  country boys' parts are bigger than city boys.

In the December issue of the journal Archives of Pediatric and Adolescent Medicine, Bulgarian doctors report results of a 6,200-boy survey showing “a modest though significant difference … with respect to penile size between urban and rural populations.”
These doctors used the latest scientific instruments to make their calculations.  A rigid tape measure was used for determining length and an orchidometer was used for measuring testicle size. An orchidometer is a series of beads that one holds up to the testicle and judges size by comparison (eye-balling it).

Now you understand why John Denver was thanking God.


white rabbit said...

Might it be that the country boys are stretching their appendages in the farm machinery?

Very probably, I suspect!

Red Shoes said...

LMAO @ the John Denver comment!!


Merry Christmas!!!


Catch Her in the Wry said...

white rabbit: Well they've gotta use that equipment for something during the winter months down time.

shoes: Now you'll always laugh when you hear that song. Merry Christmas to you, too!

Jon said...

"Don't go messin with them city ducks
You'll find them slick as lard
Just go and get you a half a pint
And stay in the wagon yard"

- Any Old Time String Band