They always brag about their big equipment
but now there's proof: country boys' parts are bigger than city boys.
In the December issue of the journal Archives of Pediatric and Adolescent Medicine, Bulgarian doctors report results of a 6,200-boy survey showing “a modest though significant difference … with respect to penile size between urban and rural populations.”These doctors used the latest scientific instruments to make their calculations. A rigid tape measure was used for determining length and an orchidometer was used for measuring testicle size. An orchidometer is a series of beads that one holds up to the testicle and judges size by comparison (eye-balling it).
Now you understand why John Denver was thanking God.