Age of Aquarius

I have a birthday next week and always enjoyed the fact that I am an "Aquarius." There was even a song written about us back in the 1960's in the musical Hair. MSN had this article about Aquarians which actually is a very good description of me (if you believe in this crap).

The article states that your anus is my ruling planet. So to all of you, as my birthday present, please keep the sounds to a muffle and the odor minimal.