In keeping with America's ever-increasing appetite for free lunches, all one needs to do is vote to get these:
doughtnut at Krispy Kreme
coffee at Starbuck's
ice cream at Ben & Jerry's
3 piece chicken diiner at Shane's Rib Shack
taco at California Tortilla
appetizer at Daily Grill
free sex toy at Babeland
I'll either be missing out on these entitlements or spending some money. I'm still trying to make up my mind.
Update: It used to be that giving free stuff for votes was illegal and apparently it still is.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Decision Day
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2 comments:
I've already gotten my free coffee at Starbuck's. I really don't need the calories and saturated fats of a Krispy Kreme. There are no Ben & Jerry's, California Tortilla, or Daily Grill in our part of the country. And I don't think the toy at Babeland would do much for me. So, I'm complaining. I'm not getting my share of entitlements.
Never fear. If your candidate wins, there will be plenty to go around.
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