"I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Which part of the turkey is your favorite?
Do you like breasts?
What about legs?
Perhaps you're a wing man.
The meatiest and juiciest parts are the thighs.
Then there are all those other parts.
I was smiling and chuckling until I came to the thigh picture. Then you ruined my day with your meatiest and juciest crack and the illustration. No thanks from me, Catch.
ReplyDeletecrock: So that must mean you're a leg, wing or breast man. Some women think that their Thanksgiving dinner goes directly to their thighs and for some it is true.
ReplyDeleteTurkey: breast - legs and wings are okay but breast for preference.
ReplyDeleteWomen: legs and ass ... okay and breast (None of these to eat, I hasten to add - cannibalism is one of my taboos)
What does this inconsistency say?
wv: noshers (do you have that as a slang word? Here it means eaters - spooky or what?)
rabbit: I think it means that when you nosh, you prefer poultry over women. (Yes, we have that word too and Americans spell it the very same as the British do.)
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL... I LOVE this!! Poor Wing Man!!!
ReplyDelete~shoes~