No health problems, no cute little kids to post pictures of, no lively teen angst antics in the house, no elderly relatives requiring constant attention, no relative serving in the military, no fabulous garden of flowers or vegetables, no vacations, no annoying co-workers, and no marital discourse.
No wonder few people read this blog. I may be the only totally rational, well-adjusted, sane person in the entire blogosphere.
Which makes me a total bore.
I even took a "What's your color" quiz on Facebook and I got this:
Yep, boring white.
No marital discourse? You poor thing! Lack of marital discourse can lead to lack of all kinds of marital courses, and eventually even to marital discord! You better start coursing.
ReplyDeleteYour snarky friend,
Crockhead
Can I be you for a day?! Pleaaaase? My color quiz looks like a Jackson Pollack painting.
ReplyDeletecrock: Ouch! You've dissed me. That's what I get for never proof-reading or spell-checking my posts. Perhaps that is the only thing keeping me from being a total bore. You can make fun of me anytime you wish.
ReplyDeleteBTW: Can there be discord in a marriage without discourse?
gnightgirl: You can trade with me any day you want. Just know that there will be calm AFTER the storm; it just takes some time.