tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57685295189590548962024-02-06T23:49:57.129-06:00Catch Her in the WryRamblings of a free spirit living in the heart of farm country.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.comBlogger497125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-29432809754019662312013-01-15T11:09:00.001-06:002013-01-15T11:09:36.864-06:00Titillating Tuesday - Bald benefitsGoing bald keeps you from getting crabby.<br />
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Apparently with so many people waxing and shaving, pubic lice have nowhere to roam. According to <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-13/brazilian-bikini-waxes-make-crab-lice-endangered-species-health.html" target="_blank">this Bloomberg article</a>:<br />
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<em>Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation...</em><br />
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Not only are there some health benefits to this craze, from an economic standpoint companies are seeing sales booms:<br />
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<em>The global market for depilatories was worth $4.69 billion last year, according to London-based </em><a density="full" href="http://www.euromonitor.com/" rel="external" title="Open Web Site"><em>Euromonitor International Ltd.</em></a><em>, which estimates sales increased at a 7.6 percent average annual clip the past decade. Cincinnati-based P&G, Slough, England-based Reckitt Benckiser and </em><a class="web_ticker" density="full" href="http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/ENR:US" ticker="ENR:US" title="Get Quote" topic_url="http://topics.bloomberg.com/energizer-holdings-inc/"><em>Energizer Holdings Inc. (ENR)</em></a><em>, based in </em><a density="full" href="http://topics.bloomberg.com/st.-louis/"><em>St. Louis</em></a><em>, dominate the market, which Euromonitor predicts will reach $5.6 billion by 2016</em><br />
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What a lousy way to make some money.<br />
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Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-68322520545009450602013-01-10T15:55:00.000-06:002013-01-10T15:55:02.641-06:00Testing, testing, is anyone still there?My New Year's resolution was to blog more this year. I should say to go back to blogging since I've been gone for nearly 6 months. Now it's the 10th day into the new year, and I am only now making a feeble attempt at a comeback.<br />
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So I'll take the lazy way and start off with a meme from another blogger <a href="http://stevenjones.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Memphis Steve</a>. And being even lazier, my dog is guest blogger today.<br />
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<strong> Three names I go by:</strong> Lola, LolaBola, Preeety Doggie<br />
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<strong>Three places I have lived:</strong> little farm, big farm, small town<br />
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<strong>Three places I worked:</strong> I don't have to work. I'm a kept woman.<br />
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<strong>Three things I love to watch:</strong> humans eating, squirrels and rabbits running from me, stupid cats using a scratch post<br />
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<strong>Three places I have been:</strong> back yard, farm, vet<br />
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<strong>Three people that email me regularly:</strong> No one. I don't even hear from my 40+ children<br />
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<strong>Three things I love to eat: </strong>cat poop, rabbit droppings, toffee<br />
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<strong>Three people I think will respond:</strong> dog owners, dog lovers, cat haters<br />
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<strong>Three things I am looking forward to:</strong> pooping, eating, nappingCatch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-79885213355615115652012-07-23T15:14:00.000-05:002012-07-23T15:14:16.316-05:00A dark night in AuroraI didn't come out of my hole to write about the horrific shooting of the past few days. There's enough being written in main-stream and social media, and our hearts weep for all those innocent victims. <br />
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The incident, however, did bring to light bad parental behavior that is all too common these days: <br />
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<strong>What the heck are parents thinking taking young children to a midnight movie that is rated PG-13?</strong> News reports indicate there were numerous young children under age 13 in the audience. <br />
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According to the <a href="http://www.mpaa.org/ratings/what-each-rating-means" target="_blank">Motion Picture Association of America</a>, here's the definition of PG-13:<br />
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"PG-13 — Parents Strongly Cautioned. Some Material May Be Inappropriate For Children Under 13<strong>.</strong> A PG-13 rating is a sterner warning by the Rating Board to parents to determine whether their children under age 13 should view the motion picture, as some material might not be suited for them. A PG-13 motion picture may go beyond the PG rating in theme, violence, nudity, sensuality, language, adult activities or other elements, but does not reach the restricted R category. The theme of the motion picture by itself will not result in a rating greater than PG-13, although depictions of activities related to a mature theme may result in a restricted rating for the motion picture. Any drug use will initially require at least a PG-13 rating. More than brief nudity will require at least a PG-13 rating, but such nudity in a PG-13 rated motion picture generally will not be sexually oriented. There may be depictions of violence in a PG-13 movie, but generally not both realistic and extreme or persistent violence. A motion picture’s single use of one of the harsher sexually-derived words, though only as an expletive, initially requires at least a PG-13 rating. More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context. The Rating Board nevertheless may rate such a motion picture PG-13 if, based on a special vote by a two-thirds majority, the Raters feel that most American parents would believe that a PG-13 rating is appropriate because of the context or manner in which the words are used or because the use of those words in the motion picture is inconspicuous."<br />
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So the parents are strongly cautioned about the content of the film, but they think their child can handle it. (Maybe, but most small children probably can't or shouldn't.)<br />
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This was a MIDNIGHT show on a week night. Why weren't these kids in bed getting a good night's sleep?<br />
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Oh, Mom and Dad couldn't get a baby sitter and they really wanted to see this movie? Then they should go see it another time when they CAN get a sitter. The priorities should be children first, movie second.<br />
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Even if this horrible tragedy had not occurred, one wonders what the effect the movie alone would have had on those children attending. Rating systems are in place so that parents can make good judgments about what their children are exposed to. There are times when we can't keep the evil of life from entering their lives, but as parents we have a responsibility to protect their innocence as long as possible. Taking young children to a PG-13 or R rated movie at midnight or any other time is a violation of parental responsibility.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-42449681648682154842012-05-04T13:35:00.004-05:002012-05-04T13:35:55.273-05:00Henri's Ennui<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q34z5dCmC4M" width="470"></iframe><br />
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Not only bored, but he can't speak French either. Have a great weekend!Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-78825640406041528962012-04-24T05:30:00.000-05:002012-04-24T15:58:53.610-05:00Tuesday TitillationSomebody's been trying to view <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/11826964-417/judges-computer-login-used-in-attempts-to-view-pornography.html" target="_blank">porn in the courtroom</a> according to an investigation by the Chicago Sun-Times. Judge Joseph Polito, a Will County judge, in northern Illinois, has a county owned computer on the bench in his courtroom. Someone has tried to log into 243 porn sites but failed because of filtering software.<br />
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Judge Polito isn't fessing up to the crime, but somebody has tried to view <span class="body.italic">chubbyparade.com, hugeheavybreasts.com, bigbras-club.com, portofdebauchery.com</span> and <span class="body.italic">teenagesextape.com, among others. </span><br />
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kept a diary with pictures of all the physical abuse his wife did to him<br />
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<strong>2. Never in my life:</strong><br />
have I climbed Mt. Everest<br />
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five:</strong><br />
I walked 3 blocks alone to kindergarten and back home each day<br />
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<strong>4. High School was:</strong><br />
four years of teenage angst<br />
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<strong>5. I will never forget:</strong><br />
A<a href="http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5768529518959054896#editor/target=post;postID=3852751010435678528" target="_blank">pril, 2011</a><br />
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Mary Travers (of Peter, Paul & Mary) at a local drive-in restaurant. She needed directions to a concert venue.<br />
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<strong>7. There’s this girl I know who:</strong><br />
who has <a href="http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/20/11268831-no-laughing-matter-fear-of-clowns-is-serious-issue?lite" target="_blank">coulrophobia</a><br />
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<strong>8. Once, at a bar:</strong><br />
a former college hot shot basketball player dumped an entire pitcher of beer on my chest, simply because he thought it was funny. I, however, was not amused.<br />
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By noon, I’m usually: </strong><br />
hankering for a sandwich<br />
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<strong>10. Last night: </strong><br />
I cooked a pork roast with carrots and parsnips, delivered some to my Dad for his dinner, took him for a car ride and back to the nursing home, then watched a movie, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1306980/" target="_blank">50/50</a> , with my spouse.<br />
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<em>"Adam: A tumor? </em><br />
<em>Dr. Ross: Yes. </em><br />
<em>Adam: Me? </em><br />
<em>Dr. Ross: Yes. </em><br />
<em>Adam: That doesn't make any sense though. I mean... I don't smoke. I don't drink. I recycle."</em><br />
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<strong>11. If only I
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more hours in the day and more days in the week<br />
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<strong>12. Next time I go to church:</strong><br />
will most likely be for a wedding or funeral<br />
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<strong>13. Jonathan Frid:</strong><br />
now just a dark shadow of his former self<br />
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What worries me most:</strong><br />
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<strong>15. When I turn my head left, I see:</strong><br />
my left shoulder<br />
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When I turn my head right, I see:</strong><br />
my right shoulder<br />
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<strong>19. If I was a character in
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Katherina Minola<br />
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we'll know if the Mayans were rightCatch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-20947827766641543742012-03-12T05:51:00.001-05:002012-03-12T05:51:00.295-05:00Monday MusingsHow is it that I had not written a post in almost two months, yet gained two followers of this blog?Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-30511073670635006722012-03-10T04:18:00.005-06:002012-03-10T04:18:00.170-06:00A meme that's better than no post at all<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">From <a href="http://sundaystealing.blogspot.com/">Sunday Stealing</a> last week:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong>1. Why is your favorite color your favorite?</strong></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><a href="http://catch-her-in-the-wry.blogspot.com/2010/02/blues.html">Blue</a>. It matches <a href="http://catch-her-in-the-wry.blogspot.com/2010/07/joys-of-being-amblyope.html">my eyes.</a> </span><br />
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<strong>2. Do you prefer dogs or cats or do you just hate animals, and want to kill baby seals?</strong><br />
I prefer animal attraction. </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
<strong>3. How much time do you spend on the computer?</strong></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">January-May, it's about 10-14 hours per day. <br />
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<strong>4. Not including porn, what do you do on the computer?</strong></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">January-May, it's mostly work. Other times it's email, reading news and blogs, shopping, writing, investing, and facebook stalking. Yet I still have a life.<br />
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<strong>5. Are you a clock watcher?</strong></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">No, I have this great internal clock that wakes me every morning and gets me to all my appointments on time.<br />
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<strong>6. What do you/did you look for in a partner?</strong> </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">A penis and a sense of humor<br />
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<strong>7. What type of clothing do you prefer?</strong></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Something that covers 80% of my body. </span><span style="font-weight: normal;"></span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"></span></div><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">8. What is your favorite type of music?</span> </strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Almost every type. Right now I'm listening to the B-52s on a PBS special.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: normal;"><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;"><strong>9. Do you believe in the paranormal, Ghosts, ESP, levitation, spoon bending?</strong> <br />
Only ESP, and I know exactly what you're thinking.<br />
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<strong>10. The most important question: Do you have a inie or outie belly button?</strong> </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;">I have the prettier type.<br />
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<strong>11. What kind of car do you drive?</strong></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0in;">The one that will start on that particular day.<br />
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<strong>12. <i>Girls Just Wanna Have Fun</i> or <i>The Boys Are Back in Town</i>?</strong></div></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">There's no choice. Girls just wanna have fun when the boys are back in town.</span><br />
<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><strong>13. Camping or the Ritz?</strong></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A vacation must include a comfy bed, private shower, maid service, and a good restaurant.</span><br />
<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><strong>14. What food are you craving RIGHT NOW . . . did you eat it?</strong></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It's the middle of the night and the dog's rawhide bone is looking mighty good.</span><br />
<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><strong>15. The most thrilling place you've ever visited. Why?</strong></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Acropolis in Athens. As I strolled down the hill with my friend, we saw a man under a tree that, in the glimpse from the corner of my eye, I thought was twirling a white rope lasso. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oops. I forgot I wasn't in the Wild West. It was actually a stream coming from his manhood. </span><br />
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<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><strong>16. If you could slip into the skin of one public figure--celebrity, artist,--who would it be?</strong> </div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dolly Parton</span><br />
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<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><strong>17. Look up from your computer. What do you see first?</strong></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">web cam</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
<strong>18. Sum up your philosophy of life in one sentence. You can borrow it from someone else, if you'd like</strong>.</span></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">No regrets.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> (Yes, I know that was not a sentence. It was a phrase, but it is now acceptable to use phrases instead of sentences as indicated by current editors of most publishing houses.)</span><br />
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<strong>19. Name the one thing you just don't understand about kids today</strong>.</span></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Why can't they think of synonyms for the F word?</span><br />
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<strong>20. If you could steal one work of art from a museum or gallery, which would it be?</strong><br />
It's those beautifully detailed veins in the arms and those abs. <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Do you think they would notice it sticking out from under my coat? </span></span><b><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
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1. This is my busiest time of year - especially the month of February. Those of you who have followed me for a while know my posts get fewer and fewer during tax season, but I promise to be back on a regular basis sometime soon. <br />
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2. Everyone around here is talking about this "new" singer Adele who won so many Grammy Awards the other night. I've been a fan of her for years, and "Chasing Pavements" is still one of my favorites from her repertoire:<br />
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It's a shame that the death of Whitney Houston pushed Adele out of her well-deserved spotlight. No wonder she raised a finger in protest a few days later.<br />
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3. And that begs a question: Why does the media go into overdrive when an entertainer with a very public drug problem leaves this world. There is rarely day after day, week after week of coverage when an entertainer who lived a clean, decent, good life dies. Personally I am sick of this elevation of troubled souls into hero status. The media is always more interested in covering stories of those who are weak and have no self-restraint than those who value life and avoid self-destruction.<br />
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4.The winners of the four top acting Academy Awards were an interesting group: two were over 60, one a plus-size minority, and an average looking French dude. It was refreshing to see that perhaps awards were finally being given for great performances of normal looking-people and not for plastic Barbies and Kens.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-5394516158077145512012-01-11T15:05:00.002-06:002012-01-11T15:09:19.795-06:00It's Faux RealI've been thinking recently about how people today are embracing fake as the norm. <br />
We all know people with fake body parts:<br />
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Breasts -Nature didn't give that many women 38Ds<br />
Hair - Oh, please. Everyone over 50 has grey hair. Not everyone has long thick hair. Some don't have any.<br />
Teeth - Real teeth don't glow in the dark.<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">Eyelashes - Even the thickest natural lashes don't project 2 inches from the face</div><div align="left">Nails - Real fingernails don't look like claws</div><div style="text-align: left;">Tans - Leather skin is only in fashion in Florida</div><div style="text-align: left;">Eyes - Cat eye contacts belong in cats, not humans</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
Generally they are found on fake people with fake smiles who are fake friends.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
Houses have also become fake. Hardwood floors are now made of plastic. So are fancy stair railings and fences. And Roman/Greek columns are now made of aluminum. Shake and slate shingles are now fiberglass. There's fake brick that needs no mortar. The homes are protected by fake security cameras. <br />
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The houses are filled with people watching fake wrestling on television while surrounded by fake plants and fake flowers, fake Christmas trees, fake fireplaces, fake fur, fake diamonds, and fake orgasms.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><blockquote class="tr_bq"><em>Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. — Sharon Stone</em></blockquote>Food is also becoming fake. There's fake sugar, fake fat, fake cheese, fake soda pop.<br />
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<blockquote class="tr_bq"><em>I mean those patented substances chemically flavored and mechanically bulked out to kill the appetite and deceive the gut — is unnatural, almost immoral, a bane to good eating and good cooking. — Julia Child</em></blockquote></div><div></div>Let's not forget fake i.d.s, fake designer items, fake tattoos, fake photos, fake checks, fake money.<br />
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Even our language is embracing this phenomena:</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">"It's like kind of a big deal." <br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">"Like it's totally awesome." <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Yeah it's not awesome, just like it.</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">ABC Reporter Bill Weir came up with other excuses for use of the word "like." (I couldn't embed it in this post so you'll need to follow this<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f72HSptSMYE"> link</a>.) It's like a news report, but isn't real because it's full of fake punches in the face. <br />
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Yes indeed, we can even say that there is fake news reporting...unless you're one of those who think <a href="http://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> is real news.<br />
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My childhood was spent with real men and women with real bodies. We lived in a real house with real wood floors and real flowers and ate real food. We spoke proper English. <br />
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But all that's like history now.</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div>Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-53408106705656017312011-12-27T16:00:00.000-06:002011-12-27T16:00:01.460-06:00The New Christmas SweaterMy husband has always liked to wear cardigan sweaters. For a long time that was not something I wanted many people to know. They were generally put into the same category as<a href="http://catch-her-in-the-wry.blogspot.com/2008/11/its-that-time-of-year-again.html"> ugly Christmas sweaters.</a> Now that wearing cardigans is cool I'll let the secret out. <br />
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I had been wanting to give him a new cardigan for Christmas for several years, but only this season was I able to find an abundance of choices and finally made a purchase. He was thrilled with the new one and even threw out two old holely ones from his closet.<br />
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I thank the hipsters for the cardigan popularity. Adding an old cardigan from the Goodwill store as an accessory to jeans and a t-shirt can make any 20-30 year old someone look edgy. Top it off with a soho hat and thick black rimmed glasses and you've really made a statement. Add a loosely tied tie at the neck for even more awesomeness. Who knew that dressing like old men could become popular?<br />
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Now that they've started the trend, you can get new cardigans at the mall instead of worn out ones from the thrift shops.<br />
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Someone even has a tumbler photo blog of<a href="http://menincardigans.tumblr.com/"> "Men in Cardigans."</a><br />
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OK, so hubby doesn't look quite as cool as the guys in the photo blog, and he doesn't wear his cardigan over a t-shirt, and if he wears a tie it will be worn properly tight around the neck. So he's not a hipster; he looks more like this:<br />
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But, hey, who doesn't love Mr. Rogers?Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-82011706681901665102011-12-25T19:04:00.000-06:002011-12-25T19:04:24.007-06:00A New ChristmasMy older daughter remarked Christmas Eve that the dining room table at her grandmother's house had different people in different places this year.<br />
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My father-in-law wasn't there (died in April). My niece's fiancee was sitting in the chair that used to hold my brother (died in 2007). My sister-in-law's boyfriend sat at the end of the table where one of the nephews used to sit. He moved to the other side of the table. My mother wasn't sitting near the dining room door at the kitchen table with me (died in April). My spouse had taken her place and younger daughter joined us there. Only a couple people were sitting where they had for 20+ Christmases before.<br />
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The traditional menu was the same, the food good and bountiful as usual. Conversations were lively and merry.<br />
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It was just different this year. Good, but different.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-4765879048444435772011-12-19T05:19:00.001-06:002011-12-19T05:19:00.737-06:00Music MondayA little country to start the week.<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OiKKMaEOVH8" width="420"></iframe>Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-26071919178898891022011-12-13T06:18:00.004-06:002011-12-13T06:18:00.226-06:00Tuesday Titillation<a href="http://azstarnet.com/business/local/real-estate-dickman-s-meat-deli-will-continue-east-side/article_d9e27114-dc87-5cfe-a511-8daa42c4b266.html">Dickman's Meat & Deli was in danger of closing</a> due to the cost of complying with government regulations. The owner, however, negotiated with city officials and was able to get the remodeling costs lowered. Tucson residents seem happy that Dickman's Meat will still be selling homemade sausages. The meat shop is known for their good selection of variety meats and their own jerky.<br />
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The deli is owned by a woman, but not <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt">Lorena Bobbitt</a>.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-68050111393598569392011-12-12T05:00:00.001-06:002011-12-12T05:00:05.864-06:00Music Monday - Ray CharlesWas it a sin that this down and dirty performance took place in a monastery?<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mAPvi9Oe29A" width="420"></iframe>Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-30655521757104092562011-12-11T06:24:00.016-06:002011-12-11T06:24:01.183-06:00Christmas Quiz Meme<strong>The Christmas Quiz</strong> <i>(shamelessly stolen from <a href="http://chambanachik-live.blogspot.com/2011/12/christmas-quiz.html">Chambanachik</a> who stole it from <a href="http://janeysfavoritethings.blogspot.com/2011/11/christmas-questionnaire.html"><span style="color: #628353;">Jane</span></a>.) </i><br />
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<div class="post-body entry-content"><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"><div style="line-height: 25px;"><strong>Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?</strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16.85pt;"> </span></div></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;">Both. My homemade egg nog is a decadent treat - cooked custard and whipped egg whites and just the right amount of alcohol - it's almost a milk shake. And it tastes nothing like anything you buy pre-made in a carton. If it's really cold out, a Tom & Jerry is a good substitute. It's essentially a hot egg nog.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16.85pt; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;"><b>Colored lights on tree/house or white? </b></span></div></div><div class="post-body entry-content"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"></span><br />
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Usually Thanksgiving Day, but some years, like this year, not at all.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16.85pt; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16.85pt; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;"><b>What is your favorite holiday dish? </b></span><br />
<span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;">It used to be Swedish ostkaka, a type of cheesecake made from raw milk. A soft, but firm texture, it was served in warm milk with sugar and cinnamon. We can't get raw milk any more, so there is a recipe now using homogenized milk, but it doesn't taste the same as the original.</span><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;"><b><br />
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<span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;">Going to my great-grandmother's big old house in the country on Christmas Eve. She had seven children and they would all be there along with all their children and their children's children. Norwegian egg coffee would be warming on the stove in a granite ware pot as was a large pot of oyster stew. The dining table was over-flowing with other Norwegian specialties including lefse (with butter and sugar) and kringla. All the little cousins had to perform, either speaking their lines from the church Christmas program or performing on the piano, or singing. After that, Santa Claus arrived with a bag full of gifts, one for each of the children in attendance. He always came through the front door; never down the chimney.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><b><br />
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<span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;">That's when we open ALL our gifts. Christmas morning is for sleeping.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16.85pt; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"><div style="line-height: 16.85pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><b><span style="color: black;">How do you decorate your Christmas tree? </span></b></span><br />
I start at the top and work my way down.</div></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16.85pt; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><b><span style="color: black;">Snow! Love it or dread it?</span></b></span></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"></span><br />
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When poked into an orange and used like a straw, yum.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; line-height: 25px; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;"><b>Favorite Christmas movie? </b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16.85pt; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;">The 1951 version of "Scrooge" with Alastair Sim</span><br />
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Not a Christmas song, but close - <br />
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2. Why is it easier to get the two pieces of a 9 1/2 foot pre-lit artificial Christmas tree down into the basement after the holiday season than it is getting it back up the following year? One of these days I might actually have some help carrying the darn thing. In the meantime, I just grab the knot of the sheet wrapped around each 75 pound piece of tree and PULL!!! The hardest thing is getting it upright to decorate it. I might be short, but with some huffing, puffing, and cursing under my breath, I do have the balls to get it done.<br />
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3. Speaking of the holidays gone wild, my 21 year old nephew has out-done himself this year and is decorating the exterior of my sister-in-law's home with 100,000 lights. Yep, that's right - 4 times more than Clark Griswold's house in National Lampoon's <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/">Christmas Vacation</a> movie!<br />
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Unlike the Griswold house, my nephew has added wiring and circuit boxes to handle the electric load. Here's a picture of his <em>partially</em> decorated house. There are many, many more lights beyond the range of this picture in the side and back yards that can be seen from the street. <br />
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Sometime this week he will have all the lights installed and then set to music so visitors can drive by, tune their radio to a specific station, and listen as they watch a flashing light show of red, green, and white. The small town folk here are anxiously awaiting.<br />
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4. I recently became addicted to these:<br />
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Small bits of pretzels coated with spicy pepper and large salt grains exploding in my mouth with every crunch...Fortunately they've been on sale and notice the "20% more" sign on the package. How can I resist when the dealers are practically giving it away? (BTW: This is a non-solicited, non-compensated endorsement.) I know the drill; I'll get hooked. Then they'll start making the packaging smaller and increasing the price until I'm broke and on the street begging for money to support my habit.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-82301564185729457132011-11-27T15:45:00.000-06:002011-11-27T15:55:18.272-06:00On the road this week1. If you want to turn right from the left lane, it might be a good idea to at least use your turn signal so I can anticipate slamming on my brakes.<br />
2. If you're in front of me, you want to turn left, and you turn your left signal on, please don't pass 11 intersections and travel 4 miles before you finally decide to make the turn. <br />
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3. If you suddenly come up behind me from out of nowhere and then ride my bumper for several miles, even though there were plenty of opportunities to pass me, I don't even need to confirm that you are talking on your cell phone.<br />
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4. If you have a cup of coffee in one hand and you're applying mascara to your eyelashes with the other hand, I hope you have auto-pilot in your car or a third arm.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-37559290875935568382011-11-23T06:00:00.003-06:002011-11-23T06:00:11.747-06:00Wacky Wednesday Wisdom - Happy Thanksgiving<div style="text-align: center;"><span></span>"Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt." <em>~ Roseanne Barr</em></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4A5GbnmOlrh-xjo0yP254QHrkLZOVh0n1x0i7ACPy7Lnr_d0u9PFB1qbJyU5iwWniwWTGLltjnd9FJpn2pupOj6bu5CeHUt1-B2vp-ovtCvxjFp9azlopiA_cz6acKBlA3PMcYzaJYSJa/s1600/stuffing+cartoon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4A5GbnmOlrh-xjo0yP254QHrkLZOVh0n1x0i7ACPy7Lnr_d0u9PFB1qbJyU5iwWniwWTGLltjnd9FJpn2pupOj6bu5CeHUt1-B2vp-ovtCvxjFp9azlopiA_cz6acKBlA3PMcYzaJYSJa/s320/stuffing+cartoon.jpg" width="318" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1g_GysawpRI8ttsd3FUH-UAuu_FIXWVMk3J47TxaZLuA8iLU8ZOzGk24RWB34Um9YsRkcppDLSPDQNo68D-XESWtTl65RiKrNrMJP1QF6aWFAaTbJjCsvMpJnImk6pcEbTQ8_4i0DM7s5/s1600/thanksgiving+cooking.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1g_GysawpRI8ttsd3FUH-UAuu_FIXWVMk3J47TxaZLuA8iLU8ZOzGk24RWB34Um9YsRkcppDLSPDQNo68D-XESWtTl65RiKrNrMJP1QF6aWFAaTbJjCsvMpJnImk6pcEbTQ8_4i0DM7s5/s320/thanksgiving+cooking.jpg" width="224" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<strong><blockquote class="tr_bq"><div style="text-align: center;">"Do you have anything non-naked to display?"</div></blockquote></strong><br />
<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/11/17/nb-fredericton-photographer-qr-censor.html">A very clever artist</a> found a way to publicly present his nude photo after it had been banned. He used a QRC. QRCs (Quick Response Codes), in case you didn't know, are those black and white pixilated squares that are appearing on real estate signs, print advertising and almost everywhere nowadays. Just aim your smartphone at the QRC and it takes you to the Internet where you can find more information.<br />
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In this case, the artist enlarged a QRC and hung it in the gallery. Some people thought it was abstract art, but smart people with smart phones realized it was a QRC and were able to view his photo of a nude women lying in a stream with breast exposed.<br />
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Of course, the city powers that be eventually figured things out and are now contemplating imposing new rules for displaying art.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-20765440243437070862011-11-20T13:00:00.001-06:002011-11-20T13:27:11.553-06:00The Madness Meme - Part II<strong>23. Do you ever walk around the house naked?</strong><br />
From the shower stall to the bath mat.<br />
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<strong>24. If you were an animal what would you be? Why?</strong><br />
Beaver because I'm always busy with my damn business<br />
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<strong>25. Hair color you like on someone you’re dating?</strong><br />
Any follicles left should be silver<br />
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<strong>26. If suffering an injury, would you rather be left blind or deaf?</strong><br />
Deaf - I could still read lips and all the good music would still be in my head.<br />
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<strong>27. Do you have any special talents?</strong><br />
I can multi-multitask.<br />
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<strong>28. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?</strong><br />
Put the leash on the dog and walk right back out.<br />
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<strong>29. Do you like horror or comedy?</strong><br />
Comedy. There's way too much horror in the world.<br />
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<strong>30. Are you missing anyone?</strong><br />
I just did a headcount and they're all accounted for.<br />
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<strong>31. Where do you want to live when you are old?</strong><br />
Someplace with a roof over my head and toilet facilities<strong>.</strong><br />
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<strong>32. Who is the person you can count on the most?</strong><br />
My friend with 11 toes<br />
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<strong>33. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?</strong><br />
Albert Einstein - I'm still having problems wrapping my head around this time and warped space stuff and perhaps spending a few hours with him would make things clearer.<br />
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<strong>34. What did you dream last night?</strong><br />
That I was being chased by some unknown men. My legs were like dead weight and I had to grasp tall grass around me to keep pulling myself forward to get away.<br />
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<strong>35. What is your favorite sport to watch?</strong><br />
paint drying<br />
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<strong>36. Are you named after anyone?</strong><br />
I have the same last name as my father.<br />
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<strong>37. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?</strong><br />
Currently it's a Metropolitan martini.<br />
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<strong>38. Non alcoholic drink?</strong><br />
fountain Coca-Cola with lots of carbonation - It's all about the burn.<br />
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<strong>39. Have you ever been in love?</strong><br />
Too many times<br />
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<strong>40. Do you sing in the shower?</strong><br />
I shower myself with show tunes occasionally<strong>.</strong><br />
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<strong>41. Have you ever been arrested?</strong><br />
Miss Goody Two Shoes stays away from trouble when at all possible.<br />
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<strong>42. What is your favorite holiday?</strong><br />
4th of July - Remember freedom is a very good thing.<br />
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<strong>43. Would you ever get plastic surgery?</strong><br />
Only if I were disfigured or needed it to eat or breathe<br />
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<strong>44. Have you ever caught a fish?</strong><br />
Trout from the White River in Arkansas. First and only time I ever went fishing. Once I finally mastered casting, nothing could stop me. I caught more fish than anyone in my group. I enjoyed eating the fish more than catching them. Trout with little butter, a few toasted almonds, a bit of lemon...mmmm!<br />
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<strong>1.Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?</strong><br />
I've had my tongue on a lot of nasty things, but never a Compact Disc or Certificate of Deposit.<br />
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<strong>2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?</strong>Only 6 years younger and there was still a time reference gap<br />
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<strong>3. Ever been in a car wreck?</strong>A wheel came off a semi truck and came spinning toward my vehicle like a ball of fire. It hit the car hood, then the passenger side of the windshield, and bounced off to the right. No one was hurt. Thank goodness that's the only accident I've experienced.<br />
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<strong>4. Were you popular in high school?</strong><br />
No, popular people were cheerleaders and sports fanatics. I was, among other things, in the band, Latin Club and editor of the school newspaper so you know what I was...<br />
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<strong>5. Have you ever been on a blind date?</strong><br />
Yes, for a party in college. He's was drunk and I don't think he even knew I left within the first half hour.<br />
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<strong>6. Are looks important?</strong><br />
Only if you're giving the evil eye.<br />
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<strong>7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?</strong><br />
Every one of them.<br />
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<strong>8. By what age would you like to be married?</strong><br />
42<br />
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<strong>9. Does the number of people a person has slept with affect your view of them?</strong><br />
Yes. If their P&L statement is showing a loss, I know they need more customers, need to increase rates, or find cheaper motels. <br />
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<strong>10. Have you ever made a mistake?</strong><br />
Once in a while I prove to everyone I'm human.<br />
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<strong>11. Are you a good tipper?</strong><br />
As a former waitress I can tell you we are the best tippers.<br />
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<strong>12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?</strong><br />
$25. Our cost of living is low here, even for a high-end stylist.<br />
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<strong>13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?</strong><br />
No, they were way too old.<br />
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<strong>14. Have you ever peed in public?</strong>I've been known to urinate in public rest rooms.<br />
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<strong>15. What song do you want played at your funeral?</strong>Sorry, no funeral in my future.<br />
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<strong>16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?</strong><br />
It's best not to live a lie.<br />
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<strong>17. What would your last meal be before getting executed?</strong><br />
I answered this a couple weeks ago:<strong> </strong>Baked peppered salmon, baked sweet potato, fresh steamed asparagus, and my homemade coconut pound cake with fresh raspberries<br />
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<strong>18. Beatles or Stones?</strong><br />
That one is too hard to answer.<br />
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<strong>19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?</strong><br />
Too late. The person is already gone.<br />
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<strong>20. Beer, wine or hard liquor?</strong><br />
Rarely any.<br />
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<strong>21. Do you have any phobias?</strong><br />
Phobophobia<br />
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<strong>22. What are your plans for the future?</strong><br />
Live like there's no tomorrow.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-46559129288621347722011-10-31T05:03:00.000-05:002011-10-31T05:03:00.718-05:00Music Monday<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7DJsKC2NiuU" width="560"></iframe>Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768529518959054896.post-34893616789630162022011-10-25T09:52:00.001-05:002011-10-26T11:10:29.734-05:00Tuesday Titillation<blockquote class="tr_bq">"A 28-year-old woman in India came to her doctor with an unusual complaint: a sudden and persistent increase in her sex drive. She felt constantly aroused, often with no stimulation at all."<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiguWmaEFTH_zcW2U4Rb6IzmKlNmZR6hpqlOn25a3SkFDaLb84ksA49JXKwzJm6zPndS8VIsZsn8Y3n1jn2dFkctb3Bitqxzr9OsYKoYMonyJXjQXYrGwdIICKOyH_rZ8rVSwcxv6SNonHB/s1600/1235.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiguWmaEFTH_zcW2U4Rb6IzmKlNmZR6hpqlOn25a3SkFDaLb84ksA49JXKwzJm6zPndS8VIsZsn8Y3n1jn2dFkctb3Bitqxzr9OsYKoYMonyJXjQXYrGwdIICKOyH_rZ8rVSwcxv6SNonHB/s320/1235.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></blockquote>No this isn't the beginning of a dirty joke.<br />
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Most people wouldn't consider hypersexuality a problem, but, in fact, it's a symptom of a deadly disease and the symptom doesn't show up until it's too late.<br />
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What awful thing could be behind this seemingly pleasant condition? In this case <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/unrelenting-sex-drive-may-signal-deadly-rabies-122012239.html">it was a bite from a puppy two months earlier who had rabies.</a><br />
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So if you're looking for a highly erotic good time, find someone with rabies (or a dog, skunk or bat if that's your thing). But don't expect to be around too long afterward to brag about it<br />
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unless, of course, you've had your vaccination.Catch Her in the Wryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13052541966405145087noreply@blogger.com8